Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
either way he was missing a nipple.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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