i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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