It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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