Christians are straight up FREAKS
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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