He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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