this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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