kristin has been a bad kristin
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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