Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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