sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
