Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize