Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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