just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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