kristin has been a bad kristin
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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