Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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