but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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