hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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