is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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