kristin has been a bad kristin
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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