Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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