Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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