: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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