I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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