You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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