Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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