I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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