you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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