so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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