So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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