We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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