Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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