Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you win again, gameday.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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