Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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