but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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