Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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