do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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