I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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