I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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