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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
