I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
