Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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