: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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