No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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