So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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