Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
How naked do you want me to be?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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