I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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