At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
