i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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