The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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