chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My dick has a subreddit
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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