Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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