I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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