so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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