We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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