i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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