so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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