Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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