forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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