Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
please don't ironically join a cult
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